I Can Teach You But I Have To Charge Tee (Ladies Fit)
Some skills tend to draw a crowd.
This shirt is for the players whose throw makes people wander over from the next set of boards, start asking questions, and quietly rethink their technique.
The back features a chalkboard-style breakdown of the physics behind a perfect cornhole toss: trajectory, release angle, velocity, gravity, and impact...because consistency isn’t luck. It’s understanding. The front keeps it clean with the classic Cheesebaggers – Stay Fresh. logo.
Confident. Calculated. Mildly disrespectful.
Ladies Fit & Feel
Same attitude. Better shape. This women’s cut is slightly contoured with a more tailored fit through the shoulders and waist, built to move, throw, and dominate without the boxy feel of a standard unisex tee.
Perfect for league nights, tournaments, backyard games, and standing patiently while someone says, “Hey, quick question…”
Fair warning:
Wearing this shirt may result in attention, follow-up questions, and requests for help.
Teaching optional. Charging strongly recommended.
Fabric: 100% Performance Polyester