I Can Teach You But I Have to Charge Tee

Some skills tend to draw a crowd.

This shirt is for the players whose throw makes people wander over from the next set of boards, start asking questions, and quietly rethink their technique.

The back features a chalkboard-style breakdown of the physics behind a perfect cornhole toss:  trajectory, release angle, velocity, gravity, and impact...because consistency isn’t luck. It’s understanding. The front keeps it clean with the classic Cheesebaggers – Stay Fresh. logo.

Confident. Calculated. Mildly disrespectful.

Fit & Feel

Built for league nights, tournaments, backyard games, and standing patiently while someone says, “Hey, quick question…”

Fair warning:
Wearing this shirt may result in attention, follow-up questions, and requests for help.
Teaching optional. Charging strongly recommended.